Ten funny jokes, life should be fun.

# Funny reward #

1. When I went to the city today, I was caught in a traffic jam. When I saw the car in front turned decisively into a path, my husband followed suit with wit, followed by more than forty cars in the back. After driving for a long time, it turned out that the first car was working in the fields. Later, a big brother got off the bus and shouted an inspiring sentence: drive back, there is no road ahead.

2. I overslept in the morning, packed my bags and rushed to work. Just downstairs, my mother suddenly appeared: "Daughter, get on the bus quickly, I will take you there, or you will have to pay for a taxi." When I arrived at the door of the company, my mother said, Look at my brain. I was in a hurry to send you to work. I forgot to bring my mobile phone and wallet when I went out. How can I buy food at this moment? I couldn’t help it. I took out 200 yuan and gave it to my mother. Suddenly I felt if I was cheated. ……

3. When having dinner at home, the elder sister put an egg on her niece. My niece was eating eggs and asked me how the eggs came from. She used to swear and casually said that the chicken’s ass was pulled. My niece was surprised that the chicken pulled chicken shit, didn’t she? The next second I cried and said to my sister, "Mom, mom, you give me chicken shit!" " ….. A room full of laughter, only kiddo stared at me like she was going to chop me to death!

4. Go to dinner with a buddy one day. Seeing the waiter scratching his ass from time to time, my buddy asked: Is there hemorrhoids? Attendant: Can you order what is on the menu? My buddy and I were suddenly speechless. …..

5. I am a woman. . . One for high school students. . . Last night, before taking a shower, I talked nonsense with my underwear, and then I slipped my underwear into my pocket. . . I looked for it for a long time in the shower, but I couldn’t find it and took another one. . . Go to school the next day. . . In class, a male girlfriend asked me to borrow paper to wipe her nose. . . I won’t say much later. . .

6. Chatting with a friend, he said, "My grandfather will be 104 years old tomorrow." "Great! What is his secret of longevity? " "He was born a long time ago."

7. I am a freshman in medical college, and I am very nervous in anatomy class, especially when I hear my classmates show off that my parents are top surgeons or have had relevant experience. Two hours after the actual operation, the teacher praised me for my good operation ability and asked me if I had a family history. I replied shyly, "Yes, my grandfather killed pigs."

8. A boy has had a crush on a girl for a long time. One day in the self-study class, the boy secretly handed a small note to the girl, which read "In fact, I have been paying attention to you for a long time". After a while, the girl passed another note, and the boy opened it anxiously. "Please don’t tell the teacher, I promise I won’t eat melon seeds again." . . . . . Boys look stupid.

9. I saw a very loving father and daughter in the park. My father is about fifty years old and my daughter is in her twenties. My daughter is very clever and peeled a tea egg for her father. She talked about laughing at each other. What a warm family. But why did they go to french kiss later?

10. The sister in the same car stared at me silently all the way. When I got off the bus, I finally couldn’t help but come over and ask my red number. I opened my mouth trembling: frozen!