Funny？

Homecoming

I attended the reunion last night and found that all the boys were fatter than before. Seeing that Xiaoli, my deskmate, was as beautiful as before, I had a few more drinks with her. She said it was tiring to be divorced alone, so I asked her who had the child. In a word, I provoked her tears, and she was drunk until midnight, and I dragged her and carried her back, and then I sent her home. Make the bed and cover the quilt. I want to go home. She tugged at my hand and told me to stay and drink with her. Liquor and beer blew on the bottle and vomited a lot.